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Chatting or going out with your male crush? You are probably a little nervous and want to make a good impression on him. And we are sure you will! But maybe our compilation of flirty, funny questions will help you, who knows.

Questions about him

You can get to know him without asking trivial questions and turning a date into a job interview. Instead, use these 10 great questions that will make him laugh.

  1. What is the most ridiculous/most romantic/craziest/funniest thing you have ever done?
  2. What is your best/sexiest/cutest feature?
  3. What can you make with your hands?
  4. What are you saving money for?
  5. What would you tell your baby son about girls?
  6. What if your girlfriend earns more than you?
  7. What would you do if you became world leader one day?
  8. If gender could be chosen before birth, would you rather become a boy or a girl?
  9. Do you dream of doing something crazy like hitchhiking around the world?
  10. What is the greatest pleasure in your life?

Questions about what he thinks of you

You can learn what he thinks about you with the elegance only girls have. 10 questions for smart and funny investigation are below.

  1. Which movie heroine do I most resemble?
  2. What was your first thought of me?
  3. Would you like to have such a friend like me?
  4. What is the craziest thing we can do together?
  5. What, in your opinion, I think of you?
  6. How would you describe me: a Catwoman or a Wonderwoman/ a calm lake or a stormy ocean/ a rose or a May Lily/ a kitten or a panther?
  7. Would you take me with you on a world tour?
  8. Do I deserve a great guy like you?
  9. Who is prettier, this old lady arguing with her dog over there or me?
  10.  Who, in your opinion, is my celebrity crush?

Flirty questions

Love coquetting? The following questions will suit you and won’t sound awkward.

  1. Where’s your erogenous zone?
  2. What’s your ideal type?
  3. When was the first time you kissed?
  4. What do I need to do to win your friendship?
  5. What do you want to do tonight?
  6. What comic book character is the sexiest?
  7. Which anime girl is your love?
  8. Do smart girls evoke fear or desire in you?
  9. Do you use pick-up techniques?
  10. Do you remember your first love? What was she like?

Funny questions

What other funny things to say to a guy to make him laugh? Take a look below.

  1. Where is the strangest place you have gone to relieve yourself?
  2. What’s the most creative insult you can think of?
  3. If life were a video game, what would the cheat codes be?
  4. What songs do you sing in the shower?
  5. How do you take revenge on your enemies?
  6. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  7. You are a mad scientist. What kind of science experiment would you do if money and ethics weren’t an issue?
  8. Now awkward one: Where was the most inappropriate place you farted?
  9. Have you ever seen girls who, with and without makeup, look like two different people?
  10. What features of animals would you like to have?

Short questions

Brevity is the soul of wit, right? Your boy will like these questions.

  1. Career or romance?
  2. Harry Potter or Star Wars?
  3. What are you thinking about now?
  4. What’s your spirit animal?
  5. Over what can you lose your mind?
  6. Ok, now serious: Batman or Ironman?
  7. Are you a feminist?
  8. What makes you laugh?
  9. How often do you fall in love?
  10. Red or White wine?

Tricky questions

Answers to the following questions will help you get to know your boo better. Though, at first, it may not seem so.

  1. What is a perfect date for you?
  2. Where do you take all your romantic conquests?
  3. What’s your “flirting emoji”?
  4. How do you explain to your girlfriend the lipstick mark on your shirt?
  5. Why can you dump your girlfriend?
  6. What should I watch on Netflix?
  7. What’s the most illegal thing you have ever done?
  8. What is your guilty pleasure?
  9. What would you choose: a hangout with friends or a romantic date with your gf?
  10. Do you feel comfortable when somebody asks you a lot of strange questions?

Bonus: Asking him out questions

If you are still chatting and you want to make the first move, use the following options to ask him out. And make him laugh.

  1. Would you like to spend one of the most beautiful evenings in your life tonight with me?
  2. Is there any slightest chance I can count on your company tonight, sir? I’m going to visit Gagosian Gallery.
  3. Japanese art exposition. Today. 6 p.m. You in?
  4. Are you adventurous enough to go out with me tomorrow night?
  5. What do you think about having fun with a smart and sexy lady in a downtown bar this Saturday?
  6. Why haven’t we gone to a soccer game yet? We are probably the biggest fans ever!
  7. I’m new in town. And I’m dying to explore it in and out. Will you be a good boy and help me with it?
  8. Can I rent you for a couple of hours this Friday?
  9. Will we meet for a coffee this weekend? Yes or Yes?
  10. My third eye says you will agree to go see the Soul movie tomorrow. Is that right?

Now you know 70 ways of how to make a guy laugh over text or in-person. Feel free to use any. We are sure your guy will appreciate your non standard approach.

We know you will impress him,

Your Holoscreenprotector ❤️

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